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Love Quotes

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Literature Text

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
A good man is so hard to find, but a hard man is so good to find
Monkeys steal my underwear at night
Sex is a contact sport, safer to watch, but more fun to play
Sex is dirty only if it's done right
Virginity can be cured
The sex instructor: 1st lesson for FREE!
Reality Sucks, People Suck, Life Sucks, Do you?
Sex on TV does not hurt unless you fall off
Why do they call it a French kiss....when Italians do it best?
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it the wrong way
If mean people suck... Do nice people blow?
I fell head over heals for you, and I know other positions too
She came, she sucked me, she left....stupid mosquito
Sit on me lap so we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer
Don't stick your tongue out unless you plan using it
:)
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HPsketcher's avatar
well THAT MADE MY (HALF)DAY!
[wierd that I'm enjoying reading this...]