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Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
A good man is so hard to find, but a hard man is so good to find
Monkeys steal my underwear at night
Sex is a contact sport, safer to watch, but more fun to play
Sex is dirty only if it's done right
Virginity can be cured
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Reality Sucks, People Suck, Life Sucks, Do you?
Sex on TV does not hurt unless you fall off
Why do they call it a French kiss....when Italians do it best?
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it the wrong way
If mean people suck... Do nice people blow?
I fell head over heals for you, and I know other positions too
She came, she sucked me, she left....stupid mosquito
Sit on me lap so we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer
Don't stick your tongue out unless you plan using it
©2008-2009 ~starlessgloom
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:iconrenarche:
omg i cracked up laughing near the end part of this. god that was jokes.
im so glad you made this, i really needed cheering up and this has really made my day :D
thank you. ^^

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cherry cake cherry cake, how much i love the! oh cherry cake, dear cherry cake.. you dont know how much you mean to me!!! NYHAHA! =^-^=
:iconstarlessgloom:
I am glad that i could cheer you up!
:iconrenarche:
^^ thank you for doing that. im so happy now its un beleivable. ^^ :glomp:

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cherry cake cherry cake, how much i love the! oh cherry cake, dear cherry cake.. you dont know how much you mean to me!!! NYHAHA! =^-^=
:iconnicoleper:
hahaha
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Love always ends with a broken heart.:(
:iconkikufire:
lol love the quotes, they're funny ^_^ and i agree with them *winks* ^_^

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So long as your there,
So long as you want me,
In any which way,
So long as I can see you,
Standing before me,
I'll be here to reach out for you.

:heart:I love you Leon :heart:
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^^

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So long as your there,
So long as you want me,
In any which way,
So long as I can see you,
Standing before me,
I'll be here to reach out for you.

:heart:I love you Leon :heart:

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